Name:
Kevin Hawthorn

Nickname/s:
MAF (Don't ask)

Previous clubs:
None always at North Wellington TRUE Maroon and Blue pulsing through my veins

How I ended up in this team:
My other team got old and crusty

Best thing about being a member of this team:
I'm one of the youngish ones.

Favourite other team:
Need you ask Joe - The Premiership and Champions League 2008 Holders Manchester United

Favourite current player:
Scholes (Man U)

Favourite retired player:
Ole Gunner Solshire (Spelling is not my best subject) (neither are your choice of favourite footballers/team, - Ed.)

Best moment in football:
Meeting my wife at the Featherston Pub with my football team (obviously my wife is typing this for me).

Best goal scored (own goals do count):
Too many to name one

Most embarrassing moment in football:
Meeting my now wife at the Featherston - long and drunken story, and turning up to football every saturday.....

Favourite TV programme/s:
The Crowd Goes Wild on Prime

Favourite movie/s:
Highlander - there can be only ONE!

Favourite song/s:
I'm glad I'm not a Kennedy

Favourite food:
Thai and Beer

Best city/country visited:
Brussels, Belgium

Best football advice ever given to you:
Do you think that maybe you should retire!

Best football advice you've given out:
Watch me to see how it's done.

Non football poser, Pet hates in society today:
The current democratic dictatorship that we live in!