Name:
Terry McKenna

Nickname/s:
T, Tel, The Minder, Telbow

Previous clubs:
North Wellington is my first football club. Have had a few cricket clubs if you're interested.

How I ended up in this team:
Invite from Phil Sale after he recognised my talent while kicking sales reps butts at Cadbury. Thought it would be good to play a gentle sport that I could keep fit and not get injured playing.

Best thing about being a member of this team:
Good bunch of guys who apply appropriate shower protocol after the match.

Favourite other team:
Man U

Favourite current player:
Christiano Ronaldo especially when he dives and gets away with it.

Favourite retired player:
Diego Maradonna, loved the cheek ("Hand of God") and sublime skill (the other goal) - sorry poms.

Best moment in football:
5 goals vs Stop Out last year.

Best goal scored (own goals do count):
in the above game, hit a volley from top of box on right into left hand corner.

Most embarrassing moment in football:
Pulling hamstring while stretching at half time. squealed like a baby.

Favourite TV programme/s:
The Contender, 24, Ulimate Force.

Favourite movie/s:
Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars, Aliens.

Favourite song/s:
More than a Feeling, Boston. You Shook Me All night Long, ACDC.

Favourite food:
Curry - preferably made by me.

Best city/country visited:
Salzburg, Austria; Corfu, Greece; Toledo, Spain.

Best football advice ever given to you:
"Don't run away from the ball!!, Don't run away from the ball!!" from Bruce.

Best football advice you've given out:
Too worried about my own game to offer advice to others, unless abuse counts.

Non football poser, Pet hates in society today:
The nanny state we live in, OTT political correctness i.e. murder your baby twins and get off because police can't upset the delicate cultural sensitivities that exist for some and not others, violent criminals getting light sentences or paroled then commit further crimes and no one held to account.