Name:
Chris Macpherson

Nickname/s:
Westie

Previous clubs:
Nelson City, Richmond, Crawley, West Ham, Seatoun, WDU, Olympic, Tawa

How I ended up in this team:
I harped on to Phil for the last year or so

Best thing about being a member of this team:
Everyone is friendly, we have lots of laughs, we play some good football and I get to play in West Ham colours!!!

Favourite other team:
West Ham and the Phoenix

Favourite current player:
Stevie G, Frank Lampard

Favourite retired player:
Trevor Brooking, Alan Shearer, Kevin Keegan, Kenny Dalgleish, Zinedine Zidane

Best moment in football:
Winning the league with Seatoun and Nth Wgtn Masters1, All Whites qualifying for the World Cup in 1984, West Ham winning the FA cup against Arsenal (Yes it did happen!)

Best goal scored (own goals do count):
If I remember correctly, it was goal number 183 in the Masters grade. What a goal!!!

Most embarrassing moment in football:
Celebrating we had won the league with Seatoun and then finding out we still had a game to play. We only drew that game but it was still enough to win the league, thank goodness. (At least we got to celebrate twice!)

Favourite TV programme/s:
Match of the Day (Premier League Highlights), Two and a Half Men, 24, Only Fools and Horses, Fawlty Towers, Get Smart

Favourite movie/s:
The Godfather, James Bond, Dirty Harry, Debbie Does Dallas......what?

Favourite song/s:
Bohemian Rhapsody, Living On A Prayer, Hotel California, Dreadlock Holiday, Money, Poison, Unchained Melody, Sweet Caroline

Favourite food:
Steak (fillet mignon), Cooked English Breakfast

Best city/country visited:
U.K.

Best football advice ever given to you:
You don't stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing (Sorry guys, looks like I'm going to be around for a while!)

Best football advice you've given out:
Never give up and play to win but be graceful in defeat

Non football poser, Pet hates in society today:
Political Correctness. Tall poppy syndrome. Drivers who don't do the speed limit and don't keep left, so I can't get past. The minority always seem to be heard over the majority